Corny Crush

Jul 16, 2015

Now you can play as Shane Dawson!

Well, a weird hybrid of Corny and Shane, lovingly referred to as "Shorny"!

The result of a failed experiment by Shane's Mom to create the cutest being alive, Shorny is one-part dog, one-part Shane, and two-parts adorable magic.

Jump back into Corny Crush, and play as Shorny! But be careful, because this time, if you lose, you'll crush Shane!!!!!!!