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JOKE EXAMPLES:

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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"Wife: ""How would you describe me?""

Husband: ""ABCDEFGHIJK.""

Wife: ""What does that mean?""

Husband: ""Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.""

Wife: ""Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?""

Husband: ""I'm just kidding!"""

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"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?""

Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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QUIZ EXAMPLES:

Q:"What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?",

A:"Silicon Valley."

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Q:"What did the elephant say to the naked man?",

A:" Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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