Dolebludger

Send 40 jobs a month to keep bludging on the dole?Get DoleBludger now!

DoleBludger is a simple to use app which will allow anyone on Newstart or Youth Allowance, who has to fulfil a weekly jobsearch quota, to do this quick and easily.

Simply enter your email address, type up a cover letter and attach your resume.

DoleBludger let’s you select the Members of Parliament who you might like to work for, and sends your applications directly to them! Afterall, they created this mess, let them deal with the 400,000,000 applications this policy will generate.

The app will even give you a weekly reminder to go and send more applications to ensure you don’t get cutoff from the dole.

It’s simple to use, you can reach your jobsearch quota in literally seconds, and you might end up with a high-paid job in government where you sit around doing nothing – just like the dole, only 50X better paid!

Download it, use it, tell your friends, and go back to playing XBOX.