English jokes 2016

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English jokes 2016 app for Android!

- If you want to put a smile on your face, you will find the funniest jokes here.

- Have you ever been in company through family and friends telling each other jokes!!?

- We have a great collection of free jokes , and a lot of categories : couples , little Johnny , riddles , naughty / sexy , work ,dirty , school

- You Can send jokesvia SMS, text message and share it on Facebook and more …

We have short good jokes and long jokes,and we have the joke of the day you will be notified that you have a new jokes and gags.

You can share the jokes I many ways, if you like Facebook just press the little icon F .And of course you can use the stuff like sms , email …

If you want, humor to be a part of your days you should have to try this app

Examples:

 What does the M. D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for? Mentally deficient.

 There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her to seek help. Finally, however, she was persuaded to consult her family doctor. After she filled out all the proper forms and had waited about 20 minutes in the waiting room the doctor called her into his office, leaned back in his chair, folded his hands into a steeple and asked her how he could help. Doctor," she said, "I have a very bad gas problem. «A gas problem?" replied the doctor. "Yes. Yesterday afternoon, I had lunch with the Secretary of State and his wife and had six, um, err, ahhh...silent gas emissions. Last night, I had dinner with the governor and his wife and had four silent gas emissions. Then, while sitting in your waiting room I had five silent gas emissions! Doctor, you've got to help me! What can we do?" Well," said the doctor thoughtfully, "I think the first thing we're going to do is give you a hearing test."

 Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?" The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven." (This one is true!)

 The government in the Malaysian state of Perlis, during August of 1994, announced that it would crack down on conservative female Muslim physicians who use pencils or pens or long objects to examine male patients. Many Muslims believe it is a sin if a woman touches a man other than her husband.

 This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operating room, he comes up to him and asks to see his wife and baby. Doctor: I have something to tell you... Your baby has got no legs...Father: Oh... I guess it's still my son. Let me see it.Doctor: He's got no arms either...Father: That bad, uh? I have to see it! Doctor: And he's got no trunk either... No head... Actually, it's only an ear...Then they go in a sterile room where a nurse carries in a cradle with a huge ear in it.Father: My son! Flesh of my flesh! Blood of my blood! Doctor: Louder!He's deaf too...

English jokes it’s a free app , we promise YouWill have a lot of funny and laugh , you can put it in your Facebook statue or send it on a text message to you friends , you have to downloading this app in you our phone , this app is one off most funny free apps on all android market .

English jokes 2016 is a public app we trying to make it so simple for you.

We hope you downloading our app and enjoying it and share it with your friends and we are happy to present to you, the funniest app for android .

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