All my workers keep slacking off, and putting out devices that are profiting slightly more than how much it cost to make them. Then they go off and spend the extra cash on hookers and call it a day. And now they're making a petition to get the business name changed to "knock-off phones".
I keep telling them that it's not even that funny or clever, and a phone company already has the award for best sexual name with "Siemans". But they won't listen to me! Gave it a 3/5. At least I could release a phone called Poop© and have the ability to tell people that "My poop funds my employee's hookers."