Masturbation Clock

These clocks keep track of how often certain famous individuals masturbate.

Secret organizations around the world have been keeping track of how often people masturbate for some time now.

These organizations have an underground bunker in the heart of Europe that is filled wall to wall with clocks.

Cutting edge spying technology feeds data to these clocks and they tick when masturbation is being detected.

We have hacked into this bunker and you are now able to view these clocks through our app.