Mchongoano (Kenyan Jokes)

Your favorite comedians' reference app!

Mchongoano is a Kenyan Jokes App, custom built with a lot of Love and Laugh, in the Kenyan City of Nairobi. This app is your favorite comedian's Bible, they refer to it before they come to make you smile. Grab the opportunity today and pick up one liners from this app to crack up your buddies.

This Kenyan Jokes app has thousands of jokes, and its updated daily! And best of all, it comes for FREE!!!! The jokes include classics and you used to hear back in early 90s to the new and sophisticated ones that are cracked daily on social media sites.

The jokes are handpicked and sieved from all corners of the Republic of Kenya, and we only handle the best. If it doesn't make an appearance on this App, then its probably NOT FUNNY!

Just to wet your appetite, here are a few samples:-

Mwanamke ni kuBEAT, Kuiva achia maembe

Mwanamke ni kutoboa shimo, moja kwa maskio, shimo mingi wachia kichungi

Mwanamke ni CLASS, down-to-earth achia vumbi

Mwanamke ni kuitwa mama watoto, honey achia nyuki

Maskio yako kubwa ukiingia hoteli chai inapoa

Mathako mnono akikalia kobole Moi hutoa makamasi*

Asubuhi Asubuhi Patco na mapera

Mwanaume ni BEER, spirits wachia waganga

Ujinga Ni kufungia mshuto kwa choo

Ujinga Ni kufungua duka ya tatoo southern sudan

Ujinga Ni ku wave goodbye ukisha bonga na msee kwa phone

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