Prime Choice Farts

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You have just stumbled upon what some say is perhaps the most classy collection of farts ever. Select from 21 premium and exclusive farts. These aren't just any farts. Oh no, these farts are so realistic, it will have you checking your pants.

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Features:

-21 Exclusive never before heard farts!

-Instant playback upon each tap, for extra fun.