Twiss: Is That What She Said?

It's hard to get her to open up ... That's What She Said! Or is it?

Say something, and see if it should be followed with "That's What She Said!"

Twiss is the first Android App ever, that can accurately predict whether something you say should be followed by "That's What She Said!".

Simple Instruction for Twiss:

Step 1: Press the microphone button

Step 2: Say a sentence

Step 3: Wait a couple seconds while 43 off-season elves vote on whether the sentence should be followed by "That's What She Said"

Step 4: Listen to their response

That's What She Said Tester is the only app that evaluates whether a sentence is That's What She Said compliant! This is not just some button, it actually evaluates what you're saying.

Quotes and sayings:

"It's too big. It won't fit" => That's What She Said!

"I need to buy a new phone" => That's Not What She Said

"It's hard to grab it" => That's What She Said!

"I miss the show The Office" => That's Not What She Said

Twiss: That's What She Said is the premier way to identify when a phrase should be followed by someone saying "That's What She Said". Have you ever heard someone utter a phrase and you were unsure whether it was a true double-entendre? If you shout out "That's What She Said" and it really isn't something she would say, you'll look like a pink banana-grabbing monkey. Worse yet, if your Aunt Gertrude says "You can't eat it yet, it's not hard", you might miss out on an amazing opportunity to humiliate and entertain, all at the same time.

In order to test out a TWSS phrase, push the microphone button and say what's on your mind. Your message will be dispatched to our team of off-season Christmas Elves to judge whether or not the message should be denoted as a double entendre. If the phrase is TWSS compliant, the Twiss will let you know.

Let's say you are performing Gangnam Style at a radical party and you mention to some hotty that you have this sweet Twiss app. You open it up and hit the button, but you're so inebriated all you can cum up with is "run quick like a chicken". Worry not! The That's What She Said Tester has a built in Help menu for some potential TWSS compliant phrases.