Uncyclopedia

The Uncyclopedia is the greatest achievement of mankind

The Uncyclopedia is the greatest achievement of mankind at the height of his splendour. The Philistines believe that the whole universe sprung into being just so that in one particular bit of the multi-verse, a group of crazy, up-jumped, ninja-obsessed, hard-drinking monkeys might create the thing you see before you now. No, not your hands. No, that's not it either. Look up at the screen. There. Much better.

So polished is Uncyclopedia that you never see dorky references to science fiction or video gamer jargon that only 13 yr. old boys understand! No siree. This is so cool everyone hangs around for all the funny entries and stupid made up titles because...well, no one really knows why anyone would be so stupid, but it's in the archives, somewhere, under the heading "nörtti alert".

“I can resist anything but the chance to waste valuable time reading and editing Uncyclopedia”

~ Oscar Wilde on Uncyclopedia